Please, come here and have a seat. Obviously you've found this page and wish to satisfy some urge or to get to know me better.

I won't make it easy on you. Understand, I'm plagued in this realm by childish persons with childish objectives - if you could even call them that I suppose. I'm defensive to a fault when initially speaking to people online, but don't worry, the seduction isn't far away, if you play your cards right. Don't make assumptions, that's the best deal here. Don't assume anything at all about me, my time on or offline, or about my relationship with you, dear reader.

I welcome your comments, but you should know that I won't answer each letter. It isn't that I'm overwhelmed mind you, I'm just lazy in that regard. I don't have anyone around to poke me in the back, so to speak. No, I don't need volunteers either! If I have things to say, I'll write back. I've made many good friends online and I'm sure I'll make more. Now don't be intimidated. Okay, be a little intimidated at least. Insert a growl here. I'm so fierce! Be afraid! Love me, regardless.

You'll be surprised by what you find, if you stick around. I've been doing this for a while now, and what I'm able to compile even surprises me. You will find my previous online journal as well as the most current, in which there is both wit and wisdom and well... you be the judge, find out. You will find writing from my own hand, which I'm sure you'll enjoy. The answers section is from a forum where I used to interact with mortals such as you, and it will provide a little insight on my thoughts. Mostly however, if you've come to take a look and whisper curiously, I encourage you to read the journals, particularly the first volume. Read it all the way back. Why not? Come on! Explore me, lick and touch to the point of delirium for all I care. Just remember who and what I am.

A last word: As I've said before, this site is not intended for persons under whatever is considered anymore to be a proper age for reading or discussing adult materials. In places, my content is explicit as it has been and will continue to be, period. If you're more suited to reading the cereal box, run along and do so, hm? Ha. Listen to me. No really, listen to me. I'm a riot, even to myself.

Lestat de Lioncourt
ano.2008